One-Night Stand José                                                                                                                                                                                  Joshua Castro

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Got this reputation
known for one-night stands
Everywhere I've dated
in this L.A. land

Numbers in my phonebook
many without names
Tinder lads I'm greeting
all wind up the same

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Bet you'll wonder why I seem confused
I want a boyfriend but I just get used

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I'm
dating
one-night stand men
one-night stand bros
It's them what turned me
into One-Night Stand José

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First guy that I ever met through Yahoo!
Once he came, zipped up and told me, "Call you…"

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One-night stand Dicks
I'm stuck with one-night stand pricks
I never meet a single guy that's true

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Even Cameron Roca, boy, I liked him a ton,
took two weeks to tell me he's "just looking for fun"

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I never chose
to become One-Night Stand José
But that's my destiny

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I'm
dating
one-night stand beaus
one-night stand woes
All the guys trick me with their one-night stand prose

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Text them the day after but they're all wack
Feed me bullshit like, "I've lost my contacts…"

One-night stand stings
I'm sick of one-night stand flings
I never get the love that others do

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Logged into my Grindr app
someone sent me a note
It said, "You're cute. Let's meet."
But I'd already met that dope.

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I never chose
to become One-Night Stand José
But that's my destiny

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Oh, I never chose
to become One-Night Stand José
But that’s my destiny